Whitikers 

Derived from the phrase "WTF". It's designed to be a less explicit way to express disbelief in a conversation. It is more commonly used in comedic situations rather than serious ones.

Person A: You heard about John hooking up with Lucy last night??
Person B: WHITIKERS! When did that happen!?

Whitikers by BigBallin101 July 19, 2011

good whiskers

This is a boxing term for someone who is hard to knock out, the opposite of glass jaw.

Ray Mercer had good whiskers and a good chin, so no KO was likely.

good whiskers by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016

jab in the whiskers 

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

jab in the whiskers by running out of patience April 4, 2008

Wet Whiskers 

When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.

Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.

Wet Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Mr.Whiskers 

A cat that dreams of genocide. He longs to speak with his owner (Slave), so that he may continue his plans for world domination. He is usually an arrogant cat that gets pissy when not tended to immediately. He only likes him chin scratched 3 times every hour or he will cut you.

Damn it Mr.Whiskers!

Mr.Whiskers by BlissfulLadyNina July 13, 2016

Holy whiskers you go sisters 

A meme commonly used for encouragement. Originated in the Overwatch reddit community before spreading to others, most notably me_irl.

Person: *does something impressive*
Other person: "Holy whiskers you go sisters"

Holy whiskers you go sisters by Shitposter Supreme May 23, 2018

liquid whiskers 

An occurrence during oral intercourse where long, viscous lines of saliva span from the genitals of the receiver to areas on, in, and around the mouth of the performer. Essential for women to perform barber poles* on their male partners.

*see barber pole

After rimming Susan for ten minutes, Westley pulled back as liquid whiskers extended from his lips and chin to her anus.

liquid whiskers by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004