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Whiteoaked 

The mistake you make after complete intoxication.
" I think my drink got spiked last night ..."

" No you just Whiteoaked!"
Whiteoaked by cardigans January 9, 2010

whitesnake 

1. excellent metal band founded in late 70's by former Deep Purple member David Coverdale.

2. penis
1. "Crank up the Whitesnake, bubba!"

2. "Sit on my whitesnake, sweetcheeks!"
whitesnake by Joe Bone March 17, 2005

Whitesnake 

To be cut off durning a sentence by a good friend; ie. Changing the subject quickly
Russell was telling us how much in love he was with Holly when Keith speaks out loudly "How about some of that Whitesnake". Damn, Russell just got "Whitesnaked"
Whitesnake by Russell Pridgen October 10, 2007

Whitesnake 

To "do a whitesnake" is the act of leaving your friends or colleagues at a bar or club and not tell them your leaving.
This is done in order to bypass lengthy goodbyes or to avoid a peer pressure situation to stay and consume more alcoholic beverages when you just want to go home.
A usual tactic is to excuse oneself to use the bathroom and then not return.
"Hey have you seen Tony anywhere??"

"No not in a while, said he was going to the bathroom"

"I bet he's after doing a whitesnake!!"
Whitesnake by Jester12 April 3, 2013

whitesnaking 

the act of crawling towards someone seductively like Tawny Kitaen in Whitesnake video.
She attempted to seduce me by whitesnaking across the couch to me.
whitesnaking by BradleyBigB February 23, 2012

whiteshake 

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.
1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.
whiteshake by Cryptic June 7, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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