Whiteoaked

The mistake you make after complete intoxication.

" I think my drink got spiked last night ..."

" No you just Whiteoaked!"

by cardigans January 9, 2010

Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.

Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.

by pussyalligator August 15, 2018

Whiteoaks Park

Located in the suburban lands of Lorne Park, Whiteoakes is a public park. It includes 4 tennis courts (soon to be 5) in the south, a soccer field in the center, a baseball diamond to the north, a play ground in the vicinity of the tennis courts, a well conserved network of paths through the forest in its west and north ends, and to many sesh spots. Whitoaks is located between Whitoaks Public School in the south-west and Lorne Park Secondary School in the north-east. Considering that Lorne Park Secondary has a predominantly high population of stoners it is only natural for this park to have a plethora of sesh spots which have been used by many generations dating back to the early 2000s due to resent anthropological discoveries. However some anthropological and sociological scholars argue that Whiteoakes doesn't contain any sesh spots but instead is it self a plot of land which is to large to be considered a singular sesh spot.

*exiting Lorne Park Secondary School*
Rob: I want to go hit a popper
John: Wanna go to Whiteoaks Park?
Rob: But which sesh spot? Sanctuary?
John: Naw man, remember someone burned it down
Rob: What ever, we'll stumble upon one anyway

by woodsshitbear November 24, 2013

whitesnaked

term used to describe the unintentional boning of a not so hot chick.

"remember that redhead dancing like Tina Marie by the bar? I totally whitesnaked that ass!"

by thefolge March 7, 2008

Whitlocked

When you can't win a fight against an opponent because he's a better fighter and smarter than you are than your Whitlocked

That was a horrible fight! It was over right after it started it was obvious that the guy was gonna get Whitlocked. He didn't stand a chance.

He can't fight as well so he tried to outsmart him but got whitlocked

by JaySinJay March 7, 2019

WhiteOak Rum

A white rum aged in American white oak barrels. Sold within the Caribbean and worldwide. The name of this rum commemorates the year that Dr. Siegert develops Angostura aromatic bitters.
Considered one of the top 10 rums in the world .

Can I have a WhiteOak Rum straight

by WOChampion January 29, 2020

Whitlocked

Being in love with the six pack chiselled jawline man himself

Damn girl you really are in love with him you are whitlocked

by Lanalooz November 10, 2019