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whisker lickin' raw 

when he ate you out so good you came and came again...but you were raw the next day from his stubble.
Geez, Brenda why are you walking so funny?? Oh man I had the best whisker lickin' raw time ever last night!! I came and came again!! Damn that boy for not shavin' again! I knew I liked that hairy chin for a reason!!! DAMMIT!
whisker lickin' raw by BrenJen August 30, 2006

whisker lickens 

this is when you give oral sex to a woman who tastes so
sweet and looks so fine you wish you had mustache
whiskers to lick.
janine is so fine,she is whisker lickens.
FRIEND; as long as I have a face,she has a place to sit
whisker lickens by driver_im8 July 24, 2009

whisker licker 

Whisker licker is the name of a lesbian that's into furrys wich is the type of porn where people dress up like animals and fornicate.
Those two whisker licker's are 69 each other in the woods
whisker licker by idbanger1st November 18, 2016

Whisker Lickin' 

A country slang for a a food or edible substance which is of a higher quality pallatibality than normal food.
These Tater' tots are Whisker Lickin'

"You know that girl from the post office?"
"yeah I could just lick her whiskers"
Whisker Lickin' by Finger Lickin' February 12, 2012

Whiskeydick 

The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."
Whiskeydick by mjb November 3, 2005

WHISKEYDICK 

WhiskeyDick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskeydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskeydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskeydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskeydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskeydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
WHISKEYDICK by RepOmaN February 28, 2013
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