Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"
Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.
Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.
by Hwoody March 07, 2016
by Chocolate goddess April 02, 2016
The mental hard-on one recieves after launching a fully loaded AH-1W super cobra while sending it off with a "Have guns...Will Travel..." Salute.
Marine 1: " Hey Marine, did you see that sweet send off?"
Marine 2:" yeah man, that was motivating.
Marine 1:" I know, I got a case of the Whiskey Dick!
Marine 2:" yeah man, that was motivating.
Marine 1:" I know, I got a case of the Whiskey Dick!
by WarriorLINE167 October 16, 2011
When you get so shit faced drunk, you cant get your man meat up to fuck the hoe diddy you brought home from the bar/club/party. So, you grab a foriegn object to to replace your weiner, and hope shes as drunk as you are and doesnt notice.
I was so fucked up last night, I got the whiskey dick, so I grabbed my Mag-Lite. Now she wont stop calling.
by KingJames 23rd January 25, 2010
A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.
Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again?
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.
by BombACat July 18, 2010
Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
by Fleeeeeleee October 11, 2015
A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.
Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
by PiraticalScholar November 08, 2011