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whereness 

The perspective that something has a real placement
"Where's Jane?"
"IDK, shes probably Outside again."
"Shit. the lack of Whereness there is gonna shit all over her head."
whereness by jackthecutter November 13, 2019
Words you can keep

whorenest 

Where two or more single females live in an apartment or house
Person 1: Where is all that noise coming from?
Person 2: The whorenest next door
whorenest by F*km January 9, 2017

Whoreyness 

The adjective of being a whore, to a level that is not comprehended among those who are not whores.
Kari, who are you going to fuck? Tammie wouldn't want our Whoreyness to overlap.
Whoreyness by KulpriT1234 August 23, 2010

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Wholeness 

There is a wholeness you feel in life when you don't cheat at thing's
Wholeness by TheShockest1 August 19, 2014

whoryness 

Whoryness is a term used to describe people or things related to promiscuousness or prostitutiness. A person with chronic whoryness may enjoy sleeping around and could be an actual whore.
If you think you may be whory, you should ask yourself four questions;
Do I dress like a whore?
Do I have sexual relationships with more than one partner at a time?
How many people have I slept with in the past week?
Do people pay me for sex?

If you answered at lest one of these questions with one of the following answers, you are whory;
1- Yes
2- Yes
3- More than 3
4- Yes
ACT OF WHORYNESS

Man- Excuse me miss, may I participate in a sexual act with you?

Woman- I suppose so, but I'm quite tired since I've participated in six acts of intercourse in the past twenty-four hours.

Man- Holy fuck, you're whory.
whoryness by Carmen Sante July 29, 2007

business whorefessional 

A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.
nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.

other nerd: agreed.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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