whitenessed 

When one witnesses a racist event but does nothing to intervene or stop it.

“Yeah, Trey was getting racially profiled by this cop and Ben kept on walking”

“Dude he totally just whitenessed that whole thing”

whitenessed by PK_President June 14, 2018

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

Search toby turner's channel on youtube

Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011

the household maid witnessed it all 

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.

Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.

the household maid witnessed it all by zolo1243 December 16, 2008

darkness then redness then whiteness 

Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.

go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness

darkness then redness then whiteness by benHarr November 5, 2013

Whitenese 

chinese food made for white folks.

any chinese resturant where no chinese people work at. any chinese resturant that has valley parking.

Whitenese by Nguyen Ngo May 22, 2005

Schrodinger's Whiteness 

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.

That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.

Schrodinger's Whiteness by Ill_Will December 4, 2017

Whiteness 

SJW newspeak meaning "Western culture"

Used by SJWs to purposely start arguments on the internet with people who misinterpret it to mean "white people"

That whiteness studies group discussion was woke af!

Whiteness by Fred9876 May 25, 2017