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Definitions by jackthecutter

skagwaggler 

someone who feels the INEXPLICABLE URGE to PLUG IN their TINY ASS joke laptop of a laptop while I am left with NO PLACE to charge my BIG ASS laptop that SUCKS power like a dodge-ram sucks gas AND is more powerful than ANY computer in the entire DISTRICT because the school district SUCKS at buying ACTUALLY GOOD computers
*just gets to class* Alright I just need to plug in my laptop real fast...
*2 seconds later* WHAT THE FUCK THAT SKAGWAGGLER HAS ALREADY STOLEN THE OUTLET!
THEIR COMPUTER DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO CHARGE!! MY LAPTOP WILL DIE IN 45 MINUTES UNLESS I GET IT PLUGGED IN!
Man I fucking HATE skagwagglers >:(
skagwaggler by jackthecutter January 19, 2022

whereness 

The perspective that something has a real placement
"Where's Jane?"
"IDK, shes probably Outside again."
"Shit. the lack of Whereness there is gonna shit all over her head."
whereness by jackthecutter November 13, 2019

Jack Cutler 

1. a fuckboy
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
"Have you seen Jack Cutler?"
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
Jack Cutler by jackthecutter November 13, 2019