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whalebesity 

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale
Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Wholeness 

There is a wholeness you feel in life when you don't cheat at thing's
Wholeness by TheShockest1 August 19, 2014

whalebass 

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.
"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"
whalebass by King VX August 27, 2006

whaleruss 

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale
vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ
whaleruss by misslovley October 31, 2009

whalenos 

whalenos sparking again
whalenos by gusticus July 14, 2018