whaleness

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The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

whaleness by glorialindquist February 14, 2020

Words you can keep

whalebesity

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale

Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!

whalebesity by Barbara TayTay Treez October 21, 2011

Related Words

whaleness • whalenets • Wholeness • ass wholeness • whale net stockings • whiteness • WhoreNess • Wakeness • Weaveness • whabiness

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011

Wholeness

Being complete and not all divided

There is a wholeness you feel in life when you don't cheat at thing's

Wholeness by TheShockest1 August 19, 2014

whalebass

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.

"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"

whalebass by King VX August 27, 2006

whaleruss

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale

vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ

whaleruss by misslovley October 31, 2009

whalenos

big whale

whalenos sparking again

whalenos by gusticus July 14, 2018

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026