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The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

whaleness by glorialindquist February 14, 2020

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whalebesity

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale

Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!

whalebesity by Barbara TayTay Treez October 21, 2011

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Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011

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Wholeness

Being complete and not all divided

There is a wholeness you feel in life when you don't cheat at thing's

Wholeness by TheShockest1 August 19, 2014

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whalebass

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.

"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"

whalebass by King VX August 27, 2006

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whaleruss

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale

vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ

whaleruss by misslovley October 31, 2009

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whalenos

big whale

whalenos sparking again

whalenos by gusticus July 14, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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