wheck 

The REAL pronunciation of quack

"wheck" said john
"Are you a duck?"
"No"

wheck by honkidy honk honk am goose January 13, 2024

outta-whack-back quack 

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’

You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

outta-whack-back quack by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012

Whackateer 

Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs

whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"

Whackateer by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013

Whacker Radio

The radio frequency by which Fire, EMS and local police are dispatched and operate on. Most often run by the county to cover Fire, EMS and police dispatch on a county wide system. Named the Whacker Radio because a Whacker will listen to these broadcasts on his\her scanner or two way radio, often at a volume where everyone around them can hear every word.

(Inside a medical transport ambulance)
EMT1: What the hell is that noise?
EMT2: That's the county radio.
EMT1: The Whacker Radio? Why the hell do we need that on?
EMT2: Because I'm listening to it.
EMT1: (sigh) You're one of those damn Whackers aren't you?
EMT2: Damn right, I take that as a compliment!

Whacker Radio by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Fud Whacker 

A guy who slaps a womans pussy during sex like he's slapping his last £10 on a football coupon in the bookies

Steven slapped Helenas pussy during sex - he was a fud whacker

Fud Whacker by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 6, 2019

weck 

the sound Georbge makes to wake Ste🅱️anie

“Mom, it’s time to weck!”

weck by 3ggB0i January 8, 2020

Monkey Whacker 

The brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.

Grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with Grandma but quickly pulled a Monkey Whacker with Fred to keep all parties happy.

Monkey Whacker by BobbyScott June 25, 2016