Whackateer 

Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs

whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"

Whackateer by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack

God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!

whackatorium by Barchack April 13, 2008

Wankateer

Usually reserved for marketing professionals that come up with ridiculous claims loosely based on science, or more specifically make the science fit the claim by any means possible.

Loot at the marketing wank on this, the wankateers have been busy with this one.

Wankateer by RCB78 June 9, 2020

whackterbate 

v, to masterbait repeatedly and without concern for who is watching, to whack off way too much, esp while your roomate is in the room

Matt Mabe whackterbates every day that I've known him.

whackterbate by Tractor Willy October 20, 2004

Anti-Whackterial 

The act of browsing lots of non whackable porn. If you can't fap to it, it is therefore anti-whackterial.

Jim - "Hey dude, you look at any good porn lately?"
Dan - "No, all I can find is anti-whackterial porn."

Anti-Whackterial by Hi-Ya Zip October 30, 2013

Whackterbate 

v. To manipulate one's schlong in order to produce, or reproduce, or rereproduce an emission.

Hey, why did Patrick drink half a bottle of NyQuil?

-- Oh, he's attempting to whackterbate before falling asleep.

Whackterbate by Davdav2000 December 15, 2011

whackaweedo 

When you have a wife with stinky toe fungus and she tries to stick it in your mouth so you quickly jump up and grab the nearest weed wacker and smack that bitch.

When Mary and I were getting it on I suddenly had to whackaweedo her.

whackaweedo by XxkillenyomommaxX June 15, 2018