Let’s Yeet this wheat 

A notch up from the popular term let’s get this bread but used only if you are a divine being

Good morning gamers let’s Yeet this wheat!
Enlightened 100

Let’s Yeet this wheat by Biggie dick November 29, 2018

Winter's Worth of Wheat 

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

Winter's Worth of Wheat by Päällikkö March 6, 2022

Let’s yeet this wheat 

Aggressively or enthusiastically earning money.

I don’t want to go to work today but I’ve gotta yeet that wheat. Let’s yeet this wheat, I want to get drunk this weekend.

Let’s yeet this wheat by Peachlet April 29, 2019

Let’s beat this wheat 

The act of going to do something with more than one person; most likely something you’ve or your group has been putting off.

Hey guys, let’s beat this wheat!

Let’s beat this wheat by Wheat beating queen January 24, 2019

wheat soda 

Beer. Usually light beer that resembles soda more than regular beer i.e. Natural Light, Keyston Light, Milwaukee's Best Light.

Yo let's go practice, work up a thirst, get our rocks off, and go drink some wheat soda.

wheat soda by ClubLax September 28, 2006

Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.

Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x

Wheat Sheef by flangeatey June 1, 2011

One by one wheat seed 

The one by one wheat seed is a classic Minecraft joke. It is commonly a wheat farm that is only one block. It is commonly used on the first night of Minecraft thus it goes very well with The Green Top.

"Bruh you swear it was only for one night but not only do you got the green top, you got the one by one wheat seed."

One by one wheat seed by Green Top March 25, 2019