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To be absolutely fucked off of liquor.

Wamm-oh-ed
Had a good time last night. Got absolutely whammoed.
Whammoed by liquor-midget July 22, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Verb meaning involuntary exposure to the Song by the band 'Wham!', "Last Christmas", during the holiday season.
At the office Christmas party I was Whammed before I even knew what has happening.
Whammed by Sethteka December 15, 2018

I've been whammied 

Being surprised/slapped with an close to impossible task which can be accomplish only with the use of magic, voodoo or some sort of conjuration.
My boss came to me yesterday, I've been whammied !
I've been whammied by Granit May 15, 2014
Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.
I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.
whammed by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008

Whammied 

A state of extreme intoxication. To drink past blackout mode and travel into ultraviolet lands of inebriation and disarray. Often followed by excessive dueche baggery, breaking up with a significant other, spending all your money and waking up with a little poop in your underwear and a swollen brain.
He was so whammied last night, he tried to dance with a hot asian but got denied, ran out of money and sucked a dudes dick for a jagerbomb.
Whammied by alphabeast January 17, 2012

Whammond 

Fucking tank that takes the hits from the opps just to protect his boys. Will do anything to save the boys even in a 15 v 1 situation he won knocking 2 of them out cold .
Yo bruv we need a whammond in our squad
Whammond by Brand118 June 21, 2019

Whammond 

Ah man that guys such a whammond
Whammond by Mconroy18 June 23, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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