Whammoed

To be absolutely fucked off of liquor.

Wamm-oh-ed

Had a good time last night. Got absolutely whammoed.

by liquor-midget July 22, 2019

Whammed

Verb meaning involuntary exposure to the Song by the band 'Wham!', "Last Christmas", during the holiday season.

At the office Christmas party I was Whammed before I even knew what has happening.

by Sethteka December 15, 2018

I've been whammied

Being surprised/slapped with an close to impossible task which can be accomplish only with the use of magic, voodoo or some sort of conjuration.

My boss came to me yesterday, I've been whammied !

by Granit May 15, 2014

whammed

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008

Whammied

A state of extreme intoxication. To drink past blackout mode and travel into ultraviolet lands of inebriation and disarray. Often followed by excessive dueche baggery, breaking up with a significant other, spending all your money and waking up with a little poop in your underwear and a swollen brain.

He was so whammied last night, he tried to dance with a hot asian but got denied, ran out of money and sucked a dudes dick for a jagerbomb.

by alphabeast January 17, 2012

Whammond

Fucking tank that takes the hits from the opps just to protect his boys. Will do anything to save the boys even in a 15 v 1 situation he won knocking 2 of them out cold .

Yo bruv we need a whammond in our squad

by Brand118 June 21, 2019

Whammond

A overweight unemployed loser

Ah man that guys such a whammond

by Mconroy18 June 23, 2019