Whammed

Verb meaning involuntary exposure to the Song by the band 'Wham!', "Last Christmas", during the holiday season.

At the office Christmas party I was Whammed before I even knew what has happening.

by Sethteka December 15, 2018

whammed

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008

whammed

When someone looks jacked

Man is looking fu*king whammed!

by Jacob Rios February 26, 2022

whammed up

refers to a queen being fully styled, made up, and prepared in high drag—often used in the context of getting ready to perform or appearing in full, dramatic glamour.

It implies a heavy, high-impact, and dramatic transformation, similar to "serving" a look or being "snatched".

Me and the sissies are getting whammed up tonight for the Republican National Convention.

by beating mug January 18, 2026

booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.

Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

by Patrick Allen Jones February 24, 2008

whammered

A combination of wasted and hammered

Dude, we got so whammered last night!

by Carol Creel December 30, 2007

So how about those Whammers?

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"So how about those Whammers?"

by Null0_222 May 22, 2022