Whammied 

A state of extreme intoxication. To drink past blackout mode and travel into ultraviolet lands of inebriation and disarray. Often followed by excessive dueche baggery, breaking up with a significant other, spending all your money and waking up with a little poop in your underwear and a swollen brain.

He was so whammied last night, he tried to dance with a hot asian but got denied, ran out of money and sucked a dudes dick for a jagerbomb.

Whammied by alphabeast January 17, 2012

I've been whammied 

Being surprised/slapped with an close to impossible task which can be accomplish only with the use of magic, voodoo or some sort of conjuration.

My boss came to me yesterday, I've been whammied !

I've been whammied by Granit May 15, 2014

Whammed 

Verb meaning involuntary exposure to the Song by the band 'Wham!', "Last Christmas", during the holiday season.

At the office Christmas party I was Whammed before I even knew what has happening.

Whammed by Sethteka December 15, 2018

whammed 

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

whammed by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008

Whammoed

To be absolutely fucked off of liquor.

Wamm-oh-ed

Had a good time last night. Got absolutely whammoed.

Whammoed by liquor-midget July 22, 2019

Whammies

Whammies are brilliant, it’s a word for the ‘perfect set of boobs’.

Hey you have nice whammies

Whammies by Whammielover November 11, 2021

no whammies 

The act of taking your hand, with the palm flat and facing downward with fingers extended, and making a circular motion over someone's head while saying "No whammies, no whammies, no whammies."

Tom: "Hey Bob come here!"
Bob: "What?"
Tom: *no whammies, no whammies, no whammies*

no whammies by Jooleh December 15, 2008