whalelard 

An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming

Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard

whalelard by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

Whalelord Goddess 

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

Whalelord Goddess by fineaus March 11, 2017

Whalemart 

A place where all the overweight people shop

I went to Whalemart today and saw lots of fatasses

Whalemart by TheWarHorse100 October 1, 2016

whalemadillo 

A derogatory term used to describe obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate and self absorbed people.


Its when u cross a bitch with someone thats pure evil, throw in dishonesty, fast food and a bad attitude.

A cross between a whale and an armadillo.

Christina is a whalemadillo because she always complains about getting square pizza even though it has more surface area.

whalemadillo by Phil Endli March 4, 2007

wallard 

When a hole is no longer it's original shape

The key hole is wallard out from excessive use

wallard by The stump guy January 20, 2014

wallard 

something that is used and beat up. often associated with being very ugly.

guy 1-would you hit that
guy 2- nah, that shit is wallard

wallard by robbiesque24 December 30, 2008

WHALEMART 

The discount chain Walmart.

Whalemart is one of the largest U.S. employers.

WHALEMART by D B R January 9, 2008