whalelard

An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming

Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard

by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

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Whalelord Goddess

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

by fineaus March 11, 2017

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Related Words

whalelard • Whalelord Goddess • WhaleTard • WhaleWardClovd • wallard • whalemadillo • WHALEMART • whaledaddy • Whaleular • whallaroo

Whalemart

A place where all the overweight people shop

I went to Whalemart today and saw lots of fatasses

by TheWarHorse100 October 1, 2016

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whalemadillo

A derogatory term used to describe obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate and self absorbed people.

Its when u cross a bitch with someone thats pure evil, throw in dishonesty, fast food and a bad attitude.

A cross between a whale and an armadillo.

Christina is a whalemadillo because she always complains about getting square pizza even though it has more surface area.

by Phil Endli March 4, 2007

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