1 definition by fineaus
A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.
Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
by fineaus March 11, 2017