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whalelard 

An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming
Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard
whalelard by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

Whalemart 

A place where all the overweight people shop
I went to Whalemart today and saw lots of fatasses
Whalemart by TheWarHorse100 October 1, 2016

Whalelord Goddess 

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.
Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
Whalelord Goddess by fineaus March 11, 2017

whaleslap 

When you smack a hoe so hard her fat rolls giggle like whale blubber.
Tell me you didn't whaleslap that bitch last night.

WHALEMART 

Whalemart is one of the largest U.S. employers.
WHALEMART by D B R January 9, 2008

whaleshark 

one of the only vegiarian sharks it's pimpin cause it can swallow you whole
whaleshark duh the whaleshark will eat you man!!!!!
whaleshark by lizard0004 February 6, 2008