by shlongdongsilvers February 27, 2018
Get the WhaleTard mug.An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming
Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard
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A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.
by jiggalooo December 3, 2011
Get the whoretard mug.A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.
Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.
by Walyt June 7, 2009
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a person place or thing that is all of the following
1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie
a person place or thing that is all of the following
1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie
by whoretardmeanie February 10, 2009
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Get the Whalemart mug.A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.
Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
by fineaus March 11, 2017
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