3 definitions by My Names Not Pachinko

Not actually my President

When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.

I almost never hear about any of my own country's news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he's not actually my President.

by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

Political Retard

The kind of people who say or make stupid nicknames for political figures and think they are actually funny.
Example: Shillary, Trudope, Drumpf, Obama bin Laden, Libratard, Cuckservative

Person 1: Man i can't wait for Drumpf to be impeached.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you political retard!

Person A: Did you hear what Trudope said to a veteran that lost his leg in Afghanistan?
Person B: fuck off with that Trudope shit you political retard. Use their proper fucking name!

by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

whalelard

An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming

Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard

by My Names Not Pachinko February 7, 2018