wet-nap 

A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.

"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."

wet-nap by ham-wombat January 25, 2009

Wet-nap 

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

Wet-nap by Deeptot January 6, 2021

Wet Nap 

Similar to a wet dream, only shorter.

Keith had a wet nap during chemistry class

Wet Nap by Tom Main February 5, 2003

wet nap 

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows

i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap

wet nap by asshole February 26, 2004

wet nap 

female version of a tea bag

ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.

"I passed out on the side of the pool and woke up to Susie givin' me a wet nap"

wet nap by chold on July 4, 2009

wet nap 

Can refer to any attractive female. But usually refers to girls who are making a conscious effort to look attractive - whether they really are attractive or not - and thus are, presumably, currently interested in sex ("wet", "horny", "turned-on", "easy"). These women are disposable like a "wet nap" - the pre-moistened, disposable towelettes given out at some restaurants.

At the mall yesterday, we got followed by a couple of wet naps but they were way too young for us so we ditched them.

wet nap by cra2 February 24, 2012

Wet Nap 

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.

I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!

Wet Nap by T. J. October 30, 2003