asshole's definitions

kiwikid

The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.

FUCK! kiwikid won again.

by asshole July 20, 2004

gorikoza

SHITTY BAND FROM LONG ISLAND they have horrible lead vocals and shitty riffs

Person 1:Hey man, lets go see that band gorikoza!
Person 2: Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, they suck!

by ASSHOLE July 24, 2004

the snap

n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.

Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.

by asshole March 17, 2005

brittles

a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.

Brittles has a large head.

by asshole April 1, 2005

loose meat sandwhich

Term used to describe the genitalia of a woman whose been penetrated with hostile force many times over a long period of time.

Man 1: "Dude, did you really go home with that w.m. girl Jen last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah I did bro, but I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw her loose meat sandwhich

by AssHole April 4, 2005

rehave

invented by my frend it meen a loser or some dumb person who thinks der smart but der not

peter ruming dat loser is a rehave

by asshole December 20, 2004

ohio

A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.

Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.

by Asshole May 17, 2004