asshole's definitions

meshell n'degeocello

one the greatest yet underrated artists of the 90's she fuckin rocks my lesbian socks off.

and she plays bass. doesn't she rock? yes. she does.

by asshole January 21, 2004

chemistry

satans torture for teenagers shit you don't need or want to know
bullshit

chemistry is for crack heads

by asshole February 2, 2004

Chasing

Short for Bug Chasing. Term popularized by an article in Rolling Stone. Activity popular among fagtards that think the eroticism in trying to get AIDS for fun is totally rad.

"You don't want to sleep with him, I hear he's into chasing."

by Asshole October 6, 2003

whatever

Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.

"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died."
"Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island."
"Sweet."

by Asshole October 6, 2003

brittles

a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.

Brittles has a large head.

by asshole April 1, 2005

ohio

A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.

Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.

by Asshole May 17, 2004

Full Release

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.

"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"

by Asshole October 6, 2003