asshole's definitions

art fag

a person who smokes, drinks $4 coffee and visits art museums and talks about the art expressing the descent and selling out of America to capitalists and other four syllable words but they are huge ass hypocrits cuz they are selling out too with their goddamn cigarettes and $5 lattes and banana republic peacoats. listen to Dead Milkmen's "you'll dance to anything"

you know what you are? an ART FAG!

by asshole November 23, 2006

the tom brokaw

when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life

friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!

by asshole February 26, 2004

wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows

i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap

by asshole February 26, 2004

meshell n'degeocello

one the greatest yet underrated artists of the 90's she fuckin rocks my lesbian socks off.

and she plays bass. doesn't she rock? yes. she does.

by asshole January 21, 2004

chemistry

satans torture for teenagers shit you don't need or want to know
bullshit

chemistry is for crack heads

by asshole February 2, 2004

Chasing

Short for Bug Chasing. Term popularized by an article in Rolling Stone. Activity popular among fagtards that think the eroticism in trying to get AIDS for fun is totally rad.

"You don't want to sleep with him, I hear he's into chasing."

by Asshole October 6, 2003

wangster

a white fag that thinks he is black and beats it too much

eminem is a wangster

by asshole January 30, 2004