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constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!
why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.
by asshole January 21, 2004
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walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her
fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!
by asshole January 21, 2004
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wangster

a white fag that thinks he is black and beats it too much
eminem is a wangster
by asshole January 30, 2004
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william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays
william shakespreare is weird.
by asshole April 29, 2003
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political correctness

what liberal bastards use to hide there prejudice
the word african american is politically correct and bullshit because not even africans call themselves africans and because they ar'nt from africa themselves and because there are infact white africans in the future just say black
by asshole February 2, 2004
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britney spears

a celeberty; targeted by idiots, wannabes,girls,boys,people want to make fun of her.

She does have a really good talent but many people make fun of her because of how people taken her for the wrong image. Basicly, she is a popular pop singer with great singing talent and hot body, but the only con is that many people have low opinions about her.
Britney Spears kissed Maddona on the awards!
by Asshole March 2, 2004
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whatever

Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.
"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died."
"Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island."
"Sweet."
by Asshole October 6, 2003
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