wet-hand

verb: To grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.

Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.

"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."

-or-

"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

wet hand

a overly perverted person who gets no action therfore he may have wet hands as a result of personal plesure

that kid who sits in the back with his head down and his hands in his pockets is a wet hand

by no pockets January 17, 2008

Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.

Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.

by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022

wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.

I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!

by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

Wet Handshake

A handjob, where instead of lubricant, the person uses another man's ejaculate.

After Sally gave Tom a handjob, she came my way and gave me an awesome wet handshake.

by Dean Mars October 18, 2010