wet hand

a overly perverted person who gets no action therfore he may have wet hands as a result of personal plesure

that kid who sits in the back with his head down and his hands in his pockets is a wet hand

by no pockets January 15, 2008

wet hands

A Minecraft song made by the severely underrated C418. Mainly referenced to Stampy long Nose.

Wow Wet Hands? C418? What a nigger.

by Kameron exe April 22, 2021

Wet Handed

When a man is caught starring at a girls Boobs or ass. Almost reaching a point of wetting himself. Also considered "red Handed" just sexual.

Rick- Hey Joe What the hell are you doing?
Joe- what?...huh?...oh i was fazing out
Rick- You're looking at that blonds ass huh?
Joe- uh...no
Rick- Ahhh your caught wet handed

by Chance Mills February 7, 2009

wet-handed

To be seen by another while(somewhat)naked and wet, as in
when you have to answer the door in a towel or less when
just coming out of the shower, or fresh from the throws
of particularly sultry passion.

"Dude, give me a minute to throw my gear on; you kind of
caught me wet-handed"

by goodcop8 August 4, 2007

wet-hand

verb: To grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.

Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.

"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."

-or-

"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"

by goodcop8 August 4, 2007

wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.

I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!

by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003