wet face 

It is the art of blowing a generous load of spunk in your hand then smacking a deserving individual in the face. It can also can be used with other bodily fluids.

I wet faced you girl last night
Bitch I will wet face you

I got a nice load of spunk and i will wet face the hoe

wet face by tapemesure September 20, 2009

Wet-Face Watermelon 

A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.

Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.

Wet-Face Watermelon by Angela Diablo January 26, 2016

wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping

"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"

wet face session by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

Wet face session by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

Kentucky wet face 

When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.

Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.

Kentucky wet face by Everythingzen March 14, 2015

Get your face wet 

To engage in drinking heavily and clubbing to the point where one's face is sweating with inspiration and excellence. No, this is not synonymous with glowing or sparkling that adolescent and immature twilight fans are use too. Let's face it, no one looking to get their faces wet wants to be a pussy.

Common among fraternity bothers at social gatherings. Can also be exclusive to a group of friends or a posse.

Bro 1: "C'mon bros, let's get our faces wet!"
Bro 2: "Hell ya bro, let's do this! We'll hit every club and casino until our faces are dripping with excellence."

Bros: "Hey ohhhhh..."

Later that night...

Bro 1: "Holy shit bro, my clubbing skills are maxed for the night and they've already placed a caution sign where we were dancing!"

Bro 2: "Chill out bro. You're taking this clubbing too seriously. Save some of that excellence for tomorrow. We're just getting started. Soon, our Get Your Face Wet club will be sweeping the nation."

Get your face wet by anorton August 2, 2012

get my face wet 

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

get my face wet by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020