Everythingzen's definitions

glass belly button

vision portal for the clueless person

Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.

by everythingzen December 9, 2008

Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.

My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Rake shake

When a person puts a metal rake into an electrical circuit, and the electric pulse makes the person violently shake.

This morning I put my metal rake in to an electrical circuit and the high voltage of electrical pluses ran through my body causing me to rake shake.

My brother did the rake shake last night and he almost died.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Gator snatch

When a females vagina has sharp jagged vagina lips and dead skin.

The slut bill was with lastnight, had a gator snatch.

Amy's gator snatch was so horrifying that she scared Kyle so bad, that he ran to his house with out looking back.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Afu

It's an abreiviation for the phrase all fucked up.

When I burned my face off, the wound was afu!

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Ass tomato

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.

The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.

My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015