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weltanschlauung 

weltanschlauung  velt-ahn-shlou-oong

–noun

The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.
If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.
weltanschlauung by Mo Dixley February 16, 2010

weltanschlong 

Spelled without a "g", this word means Global size Penis.
I got your hairy weltanschlong hanging, Harry.
weltanschlong by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

Weltanschauung 

A comprehensive conception or apprehension of the world especially from a specific standpoint.
She possesses a weltanschauung that is unremittingly positive...
Weltanschauung by TheLongWorder March 7, 2021

weltanschlong 

Alternative spelling of weltangschlong (see that entry), meaning world size erection.
While Megnao bragged about his weltanschlong (sic), Harry knew Megnao's dirty little secret...it was achieved with the help of pharmaceuticals.
weltanschlong by harry flashman August 5, 2003

weltanschlong 

A global priaprism.(see: weltangschlong, sic)
Bubba shook Cubadean awake and despite the garlicy breathe she was expelling, his weltanschlong compelled him to action.
weltanschlong by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

weltanschlong 

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//
Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.
weltanschlong by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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