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Weltangschlong

See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).
Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.
Weltangschlong by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003
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weltanschlong 

Spelled without a "g", this word means Global size Penis.
I got your hairy weltanschlong hanging, Harry.
weltanschlong by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

weltanschlong 

Alternative spelling of weltangschlong (see that entry), meaning world size erection.
While Megnao bragged about his weltanschlong (sic), Harry knew Megnao's dirty little secret...it was achieved with the help of pharmaceuticals.
weltanschlong by harry flashman August 5, 2003

weltanschlong 

A global priaprism.(see: weltangschlong, sic)
Bubba shook Cubadean awake and despite the garlicy breathe she was expelling, his weltanschlong compelled him to action.
weltanschlong by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

weltanschlong 

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//
Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.
weltanschlong by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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