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werlts

owner of all people and is dominant aka being werlts
by werlts January 20, 2021
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weltschmerz

german word (welt=world, schmerz=pain) that has found its way into the english language. a term that describes melancholy or better the state of sadness about all the things going wrong in this world, sadness about sadness etc.
"Whassup with Toby, he's looking so sad and staring into the campfire for like an hour...?!"
"Oh, just weltschmerz"
by Toby german dude August 3, 2005
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Weltschmutz

n. (alternative spellings: Weltschmuts or Weltsmuz)
1. bastardized German/Yiddish word (welt=world, schmutz=filth) that is a mockery of weltschmerz (Welt=world, schmerz=pain). Both 'Weltschmutz' and 'Weltschmerz' are terms for melancholy or world-weariness; they differ in the respect that Weltschmutz lacks all the dignity, poetry, and faggy Romanticism that Weltchmerz is associated with. Rather than reading Goethe's "Sorrows of Young Werther," a zombie movie marathon would suffice to convey the feeling, by closely observing the typical sad, blank expressions of the zombies. It is the state of abject sadness common to everyday life: boring, numb to pain, burying the world under the dirt and filth of the Earth.
2. a lively, dirty bastard or disreputable person who somehow retains grace, despite their lack of dignity; literally, a stain on the earth that resists being removed.
1.

"Whassup with Toby, he's looking so sad and staring into the campfire for like an hour...?!"
"Oh, just Weltschmerz"
"Weltscherz? More like Weltschmutz—Toby ain't no fucking young Werther."

2.
"How is Falstaff so charming? He lies; he cheats; he steals; he's a coward; he's selfish; he's old and fat; he drinks excessively; he's all vice; and never, ever repents."
"..."
"Well?!"
"Sorry, I thought you answered your own question. He's a Weltschmutz. Enough said."
by inglosolunbe September 29, 2013
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Fuck Welts

Multiple bruises and raised red marks emanating from the vaginal vacinity as a result of slappy coitus.
I didn't think the dick-slapping would cause such well-defined fuck welts.
by Schmedley Finkelstein November 28, 2010
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Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.
"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"
by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011
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Werls

A sexy ass nigga, who’s caring, funny, annoying, chill but most of all my friend. He’s Haitian, kinda tall and loyal.
Yooo my nigga werls is sexy and loyal
Ayee get you a nigga named werls
by Chocolate5 June 1, 2019
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wertsxhtjvjsefvgbfkubvfli

when you're so bored you type in every sequence of letters possible and this is the result. guud juub. i supoz u get awurd. here. +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 social credit points
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by pene6969420 December 16, 2021
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