an attractive female who instiges sexual arousal of the male usually through the wearing of provocative attire, or merely by having an amazing rack/arse.
To call a girl a wetser is an act of great affection and admiration for the wetser in question.

hey man check out that wetser over there, nearly creamed myself looking at her ass in those tight jeans.

wetser by Gearbag1 April 29, 2010

Wonser

(Wahn-zer)
1.(v) a smooth romantic retort that sweeps a girl off her feet or takes her by complete suprise; also see suave
2.(n.) a ladies man, gentleman, yet always constantly flirting
3.(adj.) used to describe someone who recieves an unexplained 'A' on an exam or test without any prior knowledge of the tested subject

ex1. "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Staring? I was just lost in your beautiful eyes..."
ex2. Imagine the Fonz from the 1980's sitcom 'Happy days' but to the tenth power.
ex3. Look there's wonser Jim, he made an A on Mr. Berkeley's exam

Wonser by Kingwoodite April 19, 2006

Wenner

A really small penis.

I'm sorry but I won't be able to use the urinal, my wenner is too small, I'll have to go into the cubical and sit down. I might have a poo while I'm there.

Wenner by Russellfenner1 November 16, 2020

wenger out

A summary of Arsenal's performance at the business end of a season, usually said over at the Emirates and Arsenal fan TV

''Where's the character fam? Where was Giroud ? Where was the defence? The old man has no answer to this. Wenger Out!

wenger out by Spoderman275 March 3, 2017

wanser

old fat fuck

If you got Wanser, youre playin the guessin game.

wanser by antigenrx October 20, 2015

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026