weisling

a tiny creature, usually found in large swarms, that lives under rugs of all colors. Usually dark colors, like burgundy. have a predilection for bright, moving colors.

Woah, did you just see that guy taken under by a swarm of Weislings?

by CuriousWillis August 9, 2010

weissing

verb past tense of weiss: similar to Tourettes Syndrome, the act of spontaneously bursting into a diatribe against all humanity (or just Democrats) when confronted by social idiocy

"You should have seen this guy weissing this idiot in 7-11 after he tried to bum a dollar for a blunt."

by wonderwomansfatsister April 13, 2014

websling

When a man masturbates and then flings his semen after orgasm, much like Spiderman's webslinging ability.

I was jerking off when my girlfriend burst into my room, causing me to websling all over my monitor.

by Diebold November 4, 2007

webslinging

male, meaning to masturbate and ejeculate

What are you doing in their little Jimmy?
Webslinging Mum, go away/

by William Mith April 1, 2005

webslinging

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.

Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.

by Jacob Voelzke November 23, 2007

Weiling Shi

Weiling Shi long time emperor of ancient folklore China, said to be a cursed emperor with luck of the devil and all whom he meets was cursed with rotten luck forever, his last name translates into the chinese character death or four for bad luck, once a fearsome ruler with powers unimaginable ruled all of china with a iron fist in one hand and a dragon in another. He was slayed by a needle and now put to rest as the folklore/myth goes

Weiling Shi badguy

by chinesephilosipher April 6, 2009

Weiling

Weiling a derivative from chinese origins, meaning to be a Weiling is to be a "cool and talented person". Usually talented in the areas of artistry, music, some areas of sports, and styles of fashion. Weilings usually come in tall, young fine males, preferally asians. (Verb/Phrase)

He just called me a Weiling, im so freaking asian.

That Weiling is such a asian sensation.

I just pulled a Weiling.

by Expertasianlanguages April 11, 2009