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verb past tense of weiss: similar to Tourettes Syndrome, the act of spontaneously bursting into a diatribe against all humanity (or just Democrats) when confronted by social idiocy
"You should have seen this guy weissing this idiot in 7-11 after he tried to bum a dollar for a blunt."
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dancing while a girl rubs her ass in a boys crotch
in many cases this is like grinding but in this case you have a girlfriend or boyfriend and go to a dance or a club and dance very naughty.
"He was wessing with all the girls at the dance"
"did his girlfriend mind?"
"yes but they are working out their problems. I give them two days"
Wessing by tiff and britt April 25, 2009
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weisling 

a tiny creature, usually found in large swarms, that lives under rugs of all colors. Usually dark colors, like burgundy. have a predilection for bright, moving colors.
Woah, did you just see that guy taken under by a swarm of Weislings?
weisling by CuriousWillis August 9, 2010

Wessing It 

A form of combat sports were your own body and mind does not allow you to succeed, doing well is a rare.
-Why did u lose the fight other day?

-I decided i was going to be Wessing It

-is that taking a knee

-yes
Wessing It by PhilTheeJu February 13, 2022
A mythical creature who steals another man's girlfriend because of his unmatched wit and sex appeal.
Ah hell naw, it's a Weissig!
Weissig by IAMGODSMAMA132 March 2, 2009
The art, act, or lifestyle of masturbating without the use of hands, feet, or any object except for the gliding/grinding motion of one's hips against a flat surface.

Grunting accompanies this.

One night we caught Kreg wessing to the sound of his mother making cookies.
wessing by Pa-Trick December 6, 2006

Roel Wissing 

Person1: You are Roel Wissing, you dag.
Person2: *dies*
Roel Wissing by Nietthomas September 11, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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