webslinging

male, meaning to masturbate and ejeculate

What are you doing in their little Jimmy?
Webslinging Mum, go away/

by William Mith April 1, 2005

webslinging

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.

Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.

by Jacob Voelzke November 23, 2007

webslinging

fingering two girls at once.

I went to the bathroom with jesse and chloe and i started to go webslinging them.

by RawDiggitty March 10, 2010

Web-Slinging

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.

"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."

by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006

Web Slinging

When a guy is a f*cking a girl and she lets him nut inside then she shoots it back in his face, like a spider man web

Steven was a little to excited to try web slinging with his new match from Tinder
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her

by tweetytweetytwat July 19, 2019

Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.

Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?

by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021