A Wabslinger, Commonly known as a Slinger Of Wabs or The Wabshlanger is a
creature that roams the streets of North Belfast terrorising the elderly and youth alike.
A common use of the Wabslinger is to crawl on all fours similar to that of a
spider, then use the infamous mating call a high pitched 'WHATCHASAYYASLABBER' then proceeds to throw the aul Richard/Wang/Shlong/Trouser Snake at his enemies.
If approached back off slowly don't make eye contact he may seem
innocent but he's an animal.