A Wabslinger, Commonly known as a Slinger Of Wabs or The Wabshlanger is a creature that roams the streets of North Belfast terrorising the elderly and youth alike.
A common use of the Wabslinger is to crawl on all fours similar to that of a
spider, then use the infamous mating call a high pitched 'WHATCHASAYYASLABBER' then proceeds to throw the aul Richard/Wang/Shlong/Trouser
Snake at his enemies.
If approached back off slowly don'
t make eye contact he
may seem innocent but he's an animal.