websling

When a man masturbates and then flings his semen after orgasm, much like Spiderman's webslinging ability.

I was jerking off when my girlfriend burst into my room, causing me to websling all over my monitor.

by Diebold November 4, 2007

Websling Dong

The act of laying your soft penis in front of a person place or thing and immediatly get a sudden physical hardness in your private region were it extends to a length that it slaps the target object straight in the jaw and secretes a sticky white fluid on the target that simulates spidermans webs.
also see spiderman ass and Spidey Senses are Tingling

YO BROSEPHINO last night your grandma took the Websling Dong like a trooper!!

by Peter Russo July 3, 2007

wabslinger

A Wabslinger, Commonly known as a Slinger Of Wabs or The Wabshlanger is a creature that roams the streets of North Belfast terrorising the elderly and youth alike.

A common use of the Wabslinger is to crawl on all fours similar to that of a spider, then use the infamous mating call a high pitched 'WHATCHASAYYASLABBER' then proceeds to throw the aul Richard/Wang/Shlong/Trouser Snake at his enemies.

If approached back off slowly don't make eye contact he may seem innocent but he's an animal.

It is used via a Wab and a Sling by a man who claims he loves it. That's the real Wabslinger so it is!

by MaskOfAnarchy April 24, 2017

weisling

a tiny creature, usually found in large swarms, that lives under rugs of all colors. Usually dark colors, like burgundy. have a predilection for bright, moving colors.

Woah, did you just see that guy taken under by a swarm of Weislings?

by CuriousWillis August 9, 2010

websline

An abstract work of art. With either and neither mass volume density and area. Can usually be categorized as a superior but often times found influencing the inferiors. Never to be underestimated for its power can manifest into many majestic and malicious beasts. This World only has room for one websline. Websline will develop the next world with slight alterations, one being the demise of the obese.

Websline does not provide examples.

by airyoppins October 13, 2011

webslinging

male, meaning to masturbate and ejeculate

What are you doing in their little Jimmy?
Webslinging Mum, go away/

by William Mith April 1, 2005

webslinging

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.

Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.

by Jacob Voelzke November 23, 2007