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The weenial has his Mom call in sick to work him
weenial by Lola Salcedo January 23, 2022
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weenald moment

When someone simps for Nia from Xenoblade chronicles 2
Wait, Nia is your favorite character? This is a weenald moment
weenald moment by weenald3305 December 15, 2020
When you fuck a ravioli and then have a gangbang
"Hey bro you wanna have a weenioli with lacy?"
weenioli by osidios May 10, 2023

weenielson 

If you know a weenielson then you are in luck. He happens to make anyone laugh and he's a very cute man but doesn’t know it. He has many inside jokes as he is a jokester. He also can be very protective which makes him boyfriend material.
I was with Weenielson last night and it was fun. He was a big chunky cuddly bear and had an amazing personality
weenielson by Michelle amber June 26, 2019
Weenil- wank off
" I heard you weeniling last night mane, you needa keep quiet"
weenil by Chanswifey January 22, 2023

weenal circumcision 

The act of removing weenal foreskin from around your elbow because you are out of shape and old as shit.
I have to schedule a weenal circumcision stat. My weenus is covering my elbow. That shit got to go!
weenal circumcision by Datzwatshesed September 15, 2019
an insult to call sumone..it's highly offensive. not to be confused with a male's ding dong.
OMGOSH! Julie is sucha weenal! sometimes i can't believe the things she says!
weenal by kayla May 9, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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