Get Welded! 

to get fucked!

Plankton: I command you to make me a Krabby Patty! Spongebob Robot: Why don't you ask me later. Plankton: What? WHAT!?!?!? Spongebob Robot: Get welded!

Get Welded! by Nibbatilus March 20, 2019

Flap Wedged Eagle 

Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap

Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .

When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap

Flap Wedged Eagle by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013

weeded 

syn.for being "in the weeds" (waiter/server)

"dude can you stop seating me can't you see i'm weeded"

weeded by Upgrayedd March 7, 2007

Woddedge 

A british slang term for,

a) a tremendous tasting sausage (woddedge) usually combining beef, herbs and spices.

b) a meaty bulbus schlong which carries so much weight the owner must support it by using muliple layers of underwear.

"Come on you slag, rip out my woddedge and ram it in your fishy cavern ggrrrrrr"

Woddedge by Peezno Fontaine July 25, 2006

Weddelling 

To consume any kind of alcoholic beverage before 12 PM and continuing through out the day untill you either pass out or throw up (SPT)

Its 1130 AM, time for me and my boys to start Weddelling

Weddelling by SPT (Self Proclaimed Tank) August 28, 2010

wedged 

screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode

This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.

wedged by twf January 8, 2004

three shits from Wedneday 

A time then you have crap-load of work to do before the week is over.

three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done

John: Hey, do you want to catch a movie tonight?
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.

three shits from Wedneday by bizzybee January 28, 2010