Get Welded!
to get fucked!
Plankton: I command you to make me a Krabby Patty! Spongebob Robot: Why don't you ask me later. Plankton: What? WHAT!?!?!? Spongebob Robot: Get welded!
Get Welded! by Nibbatilus March 20, 2019
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Flap Wedged Eagle
Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap
Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .
Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .
When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap
Flap Wedged Eagle by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013
Related Words
wedged • weeded • wadded • weeded out • Weddelling • Wadded Beef'd • Wadded up • wadded up five • Wedde • Wedderburn
Woddedge
A british slang term for,
a) a tremendous tasting sausage (woddedge) usually combining beef, herbs and spices.
b) a meaty bulbus schlong which carries so much weight the owner must support it by using muliple layers of underwear.
a) a tremendous tasting sausage (woddedge) usually combining beef, herbs and spices.
b) a meaty bulbus schlong which carries so much weight the owner must support it by using muliple layers of underwear.
Woddedge by Peezno Fontaine July 25, 2006
Weddelling
To consume any kind of alcoholic beverage before 12 PM and continuing through out the day untill you either pass out or throw up (SPT)
Weddelling by SPT (Self Proclaimed Tank) August 28, 2010
three shits from Wedneday
A time then you have crap-load of work to do before the week is over.
three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done
three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done
John: Hey, do you want to catch a movie tonight?
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.
three shits from Wedneday by bizzybee January 28, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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hey let's get a drink of that?
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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