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Seating disorder
Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.
Usually affects women.
Usually affects women.
Seating disorder by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008
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Seating plan
When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks
jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it
Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air
Joe: FUCK
jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it
Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air
Joe: FUCK
Seating plan by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020
Club house seating
Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.
Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019
Club Seating
Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.
The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.
The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.
Club Seating by clubman1898 February 5, 2008
Toilet Seating
A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.
My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.
Toilet Seating by jazryo December 27, 2010
slip seating
Slip seating refers to when a truck driver shares his girlfriend/wife with other truckers whilst he is on the road.
Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"
slip seating by fourcnuts October 31, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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