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webstered 

when an old man who is a good with computers, has an unhealthy interest in young girls
sam got sent to prison after he was caught webstered, this came to light after he sent his pc in for repair without burning the hard drive and smashing it with a hammer
webstered by andy the packer July 6, 2018

Blake Webster 

Someone with a very particular set of skills he has acquired over a very long career of school skills that make him dangerous to people like you
Don't mess with Blake Webster his set of skills rival if not surpasses Liam Nesson's
Blake Webster by LiamNeson September 16, 2014

Merriam Webster 

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.
Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.
Merriam Webster by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019

Webster Thomas High school 

The school that buys $4,000 smart-boards but still fails to provide adequate heating and air conditioning
Wow that school has really nice smart-boards, but wait no heating or air! Ha what a Webster Thomas High School!

Alex Webster 

Awesome bassist for two equally awesome Death Metal bands: Hate Eternal and Cannibal Corpse.
Alex webster's excessively technical style makes him one of the best bassists in the American Death Metal scene.
Alex Webster by wormaldson June 13, 2009

Websterduck

The Websterduck is a humanoid species of duck that feeds off of the souls and emotions of others. They love plants, and only eat pages out of the Webster Dictionary in order to add to their vocabulary; in hopes to take over the world. However until then they are often found as bloggers, writers, fangirls, and other similarly related groups. They enjoy torturing fictional characters, dancing through life, and some very elite Webesterducks, like the master, enjoy the majestic music of the french horn.
Wooow. Brid is such a Websterduck. I can't believe I never noticed before.
Websterduck by Awww Heck yes! December 1, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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