The first two words of a speech given by a complete tool.
"Greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. Webster's Dictionary defines 'graduation' as..."
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Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.
Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.
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The opposite of this crappy site that only has fake news, but is great for defining Emergency Bacon.
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Someone very smart and has to breakdown every little word and thing to people That usually have no knowledge or common sense of anything

; A Handsome or good looking Black man of all age variety with incredible intellect non-comparable to others
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An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.
The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.
by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004
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A collection of American words not actually used by Americans.
I found Urban Dictionary more useful than Merriam-Webster dictionary while learnig modern American language.
by Peevee June 3, 2006
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