Webster's Dictionary

The first two words of a speech given by a complete tool.

"Greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. Webster's Dictionary defines 'graduation' as..."

by GreatGopher February 23, 2012

Webster's Dictionary

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.

Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.

by Luddz May 26, 2015

Webster's Dictionary

The opposite of this crappy site that only has fake news, but is great for defining Emergency Bacon.

I read the Webster's Dictionary Today.

by lol im a not troll October 11, 2017

Webster's Dictionary

Basically the lame step-cousin of The Urban Dictionary

Man: did you see bro In webster's Dictionary

Girl: what the fuck you still use webster's? You need to upgrade to Urban

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 26, 2017

Webster's Dictionary

Someone very smart and has to breakdown every little word and thing to people That usually have no knowledge or common sense of anything

; A Handsome or good looking Black man of all age variety with incredible intellect non-comparable to others

It's hard being a Webster's dictionary

by Alexhawkins17 May 14, 2016

The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 27, 2004

Merriam-Webster dictionary

A collection of American words not actually used by Americans.

I found Urban Dictionary more useful than Merriam-Webster dictionary while learnig modern American language.

by Peevee June 3, 2006