webshite

Webshite is derrived from "a website that is shite"... hence webshite

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a mispronounced word originated from a Bond film starring Sean Connery.

webshite can also be used as an alternative word for spam

"This forum is complete webshite"

"What the hell is this webshite that's arrived in my In-box?"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 12, 2004

Webshite

A really shoddy & bad website which covers non-issues.

Websites which cover the life of non-entities like Britney, Lindsay & Paris deserve to be called webshites.

by Jay Divanji January 13, 2008

Webshite

Somebody who believes that they should receive exactly the same level of service when buying from E-bay as they would from an exclusive specialist retailer, but without the price tag. They manifest themselves by constantly bombarding the poor sod who is selling something with the stupidest and most irellevent questions their tight arse minds can come up with.

" Is your bathroom fan suitable for MY bathroom or just bathrooms in general ?"
" How white are your white goods ?"
"If I wanted it parachuting into a moving speedboat at midnight, would I incur extra carriage costs ?"
"Do I get discount for being a webshite ?"

by Rob. Holton June 7, 2013

webshite

A web site which isn't very good or which cannot be found using the URL.

That's not a website, it's a webshite.

by Steve Potts June 12, 2007

webshite

Funny mistake by an STV (Scottish Television) News presenter during the news headlines.

Competition for jobs in Scotland appears to be growing rapidly. Figures from a job sales webshite...website, I beg your pardon...show an average of 18 people applying for every advertised vacancy...

by 1_sub May 31, 2022

Websiterist

A practitioner of the art of website design, development, construction, maintenance, rehabilitation and repair. Also known to have a sense of humour and a quiet confidence in their abilities. Usually 6 foot tall, dark haired and bearded and of pleasant countenance. At this stage only the male variety has been found; would also apply to the female when discovered but probably not the bearded bit.

Bob: Aww man! I've had my website up for a while but it's slow, getting hacked and totally out of date! I don't know what to do!
Jules: Bob! Sounds like you need a websiterist! Get hold of the boys from StockTim, they'll help you out!

by StockTim January 20, 2020

webshit

A term used to derogatorily refer to web developers, web programmers, etc. Seen on reddit's programmercirclejerk, among other places.

"WSDL is just webshit IDL"

"Electron 'native apps' - peak webshit."

by bavl July 26, 2018