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The name given to a woman whose vagina has been so inactive that it could literally be sealed by cobwebs.
Look at that nerd chick over there. Ain't no way Webs is getting any soon.
by will bitten December 21, 2016
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A type of footwear, most commonly trainers
Mate, i just bought a new pair of Webs from the Market
by Steven Kirkpatrick September 25, 2007
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The web is a drinking game played by the most American of Americans (THE AMERICANISTS.) The beautiful game traces its humble beginnings to Spokane, WA and Gonzaga University. To play the web coffee cups need to be set up on a quarter friendly table and after the ceremonial web chant, the action begins. The chant must be of a sufficient nature to scare little children. Each player attempts to bounce their quarter in a cup. If the quarter lands in the cup on the first attempt, the player may pass in either direction. The goal is to lap an inferior quarter bouncer. Upon lapping them, they have been officially webbed. If the person on the other side of the inferior quarter bouncer make it on the first try they can web the person again. The game is traditionally played with three cups but depending on the number of players 3 is not uncommon. Further, 4 and 5 cup games have been attempted with mixed success. The individual being webbed, must drink out or puke out. This rule is strictly enforced and any web game that doesn't observe this rule is no web at all. The web usually results in crunkness. The importance of patriotism and sexism cannot be underemphasized in the web, for it is the game where boys become men. It is a true battlefield for only the most glorious of warriors. Many strong men have blindly partaken in the web. Their lives have been changed indefinitely.
The web is the greatest game ever.
I webbed you.
You have been webbed.
Noun: weberee
Adjective: webtastic
Verb: webbing
by THE WEBEREE October 17, 2009
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When a persons pubic hair becomes less coarse and hairy and goes grey.
person A: so how was your grandmas place?
person B: Oh it was terrible, i walked in on her naked in the bathroom and i saw her web!
by shezbomb April 06, 2009
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1.if you cant get through to simo, call his web
2.you would make a great web, bill
by showgun November 12, 2009
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Imaginary item over a female or males genitals if it has been along time since they had sex. It's like a cob web over a unused doorway.
"Kim, how is your sex life?"
"Been a few months for me."

You must be covered with webs, I'll have to clean them off you!"
by oralb69 March 08, 2014
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