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A type of footwear, most commonly trainers
Mate, i just bought a new pair of Webs from the Market
webs by Steven Kirkpatrick October 8, 2007
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Imaginary item over a female or males genitals if it has been along time since they had sex. It's like a cob web over a unused doorway.
"Kim, how is your sex life?"
"Been a few months for me."

You must be covered with webs, I'll have to clean them off you!"
Webs by oralb69 March 20, 2014
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a web is a "weekend bastard", someone who rents a house for the weekend is a complete and total asshole.
"Those webs think they run the place."
webs by gobacktophilly August 16, 2009

Webs.com 

Webs.com is a website-builder tool used by small businesses and communities. They boast a drag-and-drop builder so simplistic that a drunk 90-year-old could handle it, and an absolute knockoff of Weebly.com's for more than triple the price.

Also, their customer service representatives are probably robots.
How do I get a refund from those creeps at Webs.com?
Webs.com by anditwasamazing October 12, 2016

vag webs 

a vagina which hasn't been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover vagina walls with a white sheet.
A: Can I eat you out?
B: Can you ever! Oh wait a moment, I have to dust my vag webs
vag webs by samanth. July 25, 2006
When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.
Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.
Turd Webs by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010

spider webs 

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts
spider webs by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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