Definitions by samanth.

Pillowsturbate 

to masturbate with a pillow.
-girls: dry-hump pillow for clitoral stimulation
-boys: to make a hole in a pillow where male genitalia can be pleased by the soft caress of feathers or cotton

"gee, i'm getting lonely"
"dude, just pillowsturbate"

Pillowsturbate by samanth. September 8, 2008

pillowsturbate 

to masturbate with a pillow.
-girls: dry-hump pillow for clitoral stimulation
-boys: to make a hole in a pillow where male genitalia can be pleased by the soft caress of feathers or cotton

"gee, i'm getting lonely"
"dude, just pillowsturbate"

pillowsturbate by samanth. September 7, 2008

vag webs 

a vagina which hasn't been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover vagina walls with a white sheet.

A: Can I eat you out?
B: Can you ever! Oh wait a moment, I have to dust my vag webs

vag webs by samanth. July 25, 2006