samanth.'s definitions

Pillowsturbate

to masturbate with a pillow.
-girls: dry-hump pillow for clitoral stimulation
-boys: to make a hole in a pillow where male genitalia can be pleased by the soft caress of feathers or cotton

"gee, i'm getting lonely"
"dude, just pillowsturbate"

by samanth. September 8, 2008

vag webs

a vagina which hasn't been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover vagina walls with a white sheet.

A: Can I eat you out?
B: Can you ever! Oh wait a moment, I have to dust my vag webs

by samanth. July 25, 2006

pillowsturbate

to masturbate with a pillow.
-girls: dry-hump pillow for clitoral stimulation
-boys: to make a hole in a pillow where male genitalia can be pleased by the soft caress of feathers or cotton

"gee, i'm getting lonely"
"dude, just pillowsturbate"

by samanth. September 7, 2008