Skip to main content
Wazzel is just another word for anything you want it to be, its normally classed as going to the toilets or the body part thats used to go to the toilet or what they do to there self for sexual pleasure.
"Is it me or does that look like wazzel on the table?"

"Anybody coming for a wazzle with me?"

"ARGH, My msn is wazzeling up :@"
wazzel by McLolzords January 6, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
wä(wasp)zzé(e in hey)- Wazze means amazing, incredible, or lit. The word is versatile where it can be used in the middle or end of a sentence.
1) The acting in that movie last night was wazze good.

2) The Ferrari over there is straight wazze
wazze by Wazze_apparel May 26, 2021
Related Words
a word used as an exclamation when no other word seems to suffice.
"Did you hear Jenny can't come to the party? Her kitty fell in the river."

"Wazelnuts! How'd that happen?"
wazelnuts by MT14 November 27, 2012

stinky wizzelteets 

Creater of the Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy song, off of Ren & Stimpy
Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal stinky wizzelteets, this is a song about a whale....NO! This is a song aobut being happy! Thats right! It's the Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy song!
stinky wizzelteets by Squirrelygod August 23, 2005

wazzallmean 

a word use when you are stuck in a sentence!
hi my name is uhh.... wazzallmean.
wazzallmean by Sex Pistol December 31, 2007

Mazzle Wazzle 

a mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal and Coca-Cola, topped with a splash of Chambord.

Recipe --

1.5 oz - Crown Royale
3 oz - Coca Cola
.5 oz - Chambord or Raspberry liqueur
1 lime garnish
Let's get a round of Mazzle Wazzles.
Mazzle Wazzle by The Kinect January 20, 2011
Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick
1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"
wazzer by Collers February 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more