wazzaled

To get absolutely drunk and have a good time with your friends. Wazzaled is the point between drunk and blackout drunk... the perfect balance.

Hey Alexa - are we getting wazzaled tonight?

by Horthoes69 February 3, 2022

Wazzaked

To be hugely intoxicated following a massive party session, Wazzaked refers to the unbelievably drunken behaviour and actions of an intoxicated party monkey...

"Wazzaklettes" refers to a female group who are all "Wazzaked" whilst "Wazzalads" refers to the male variation.

"Wazzaki" is the study of this area of behaviour.

Kat: "Oh my god did you see Dave last night?!"...
Jimmy: "Haha yeah he was totally Wazzaked!".

Becks: "F*ck it, lets go find some birds to pull"...
Jimmy: "Eh up, theres a big group of Wazzaklettes".

by Jimmy 86' July 30, 2008

Wazzled

Pissed, Drunk, monged

'Lets get wazzled'
'I was totally wazzled last night'

by B e z z a July 26, 2006

wazzledonkey

A wazzledonkey is someone who is being an asshole; someone who is being a dick

"No one cares"
"F*ck you , you wazzledonkey"

by SuicidalMemoirs March 11, 2017

flop wazzled

A word used usually in describing ones overwhelming consumption of alcohol or drugs.

I honestly have no idea what happed BC I was flop wazzled as fuck

by BTK29 October 11, 2017

wiz wazzled

To trick one in such a fashion that the person on the recieving end has to stop and think at a later time: "What just happened here?". To leave one in the state of dumbfoundedness through any sort of tomfoolery.

After The Kid and his crew left the local sport store, the cashier wondered how they could buy a $500 golf club for $15.86.

by Anthony Fratto March 27, 2003

wiz wazzled

To trick in a sly and underhanded fashion; to confuse someone to the extent that they have no clue what just went on.

After losing all his money in the Video Poker Machines, Hollywood wizz wazzled the kitty on the bar for two bits.

by Johnny Fontaine March 27, 2003