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The correct meaning of a wazoc is 'a caamels fore skin' on its member. A leathery tough piece of skin shielding the tip of its schlong. The word is most used in offencive urban slang, rather than describing the camels cock itself! Generally relating to a dim, stupid error making fool.
'You wazoc, she didnt want it in the ass, no wonder she spat it in your face!'
wazoc by Mr D Cload April 12, 2005
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ur a right wazoc aint ya
wazoc by matthew dodds January 24, 2004
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Our Lord and savior. Legend foretells he will rise again frim the depths of help and destroy all that have disregarded him
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Wazopalo 

This word has an infinite amount of definitions, so it can mean anything and can be placed into any context.
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It is a very wazopalo day today.

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When two or more people collectively go for a wee outside.
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"Same!" Says Ruben "want to go for a wazicle?"
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