wazowski

A stupid ass green bitch on Monsters Inc.

Dis lil' nig named Wazowski wuz hidin n da stupit shit.

by Blackhatington January 5, 2015

Wazowski

This is what you call someone when their names starts with a W and is hard to pronounce. Usually a very self conscious blonde kid who stays inside and beats his meat all day.

Dude, wazowski gets no ass!

by Langerslanger12 October 22, 2019

Wazowski

When an individual zones out and stares blankly into space, mimicking the face of Mike Wazowski in the vintage meme of Wazowski with two eyes staring at the camera.

"Did David hear what I said?" "Nah he was Wazowski-ing, as usual"

by Doooka April 25, 2022

Wazowski’d

An act of participating in unethical activities not fathomable to the human realm.

This dude was up for 72 hours in Hong Kong and got Wazowski’d out.

by Boblath00 March 13, 2026

Mike Wazowski

Our Lord and savior. Legend foretells he will rise again frim the depths of help and destroy all that have disregarded him

"All hail Mike Wazowski"

by Dankmeme445 August 21, 2017

Mike Wazowski

Our lord and savior, he died for our sins, he saved us from sully and sent him down to Mikesullowski hell, and if you do not believe in Mike Wazowski you will go to Mikesullowski hell, Sulley will become your pimp and you have gay furry sex for all eternity. If you get sacrificed to Mike Wazowski, you will become Mike Wazowski’s slave.(we only sacrifice non believers.) But, if you are a Wazowskiist and you die you will go to Niche and be free to do what ever you want while Mike Wazowski watch’s over you and the rest of his children.

Mike Wazowski died for our sins.

by GoronJesus November 11, 2018

Mike Wazowski'd

To have one's face covered in a photograph by another person or object.

Sarah: "Ya know, I really like this picture of all of us"
James: "Yeah, but Brandon totally Mike Wazowski'd Jeremy with that peace sign"

by chocolate eclaire June 6, 2015