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Usually a good and handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough you will sound like an angry frog.
- I heard Ruben is coming to the party
- Damn, we gotta hide all the hoes
by Blabooga December 15, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Ruben is a very charming yet mysterious person. Naturally people are drawn to his good smile and voluminous hair. He is a big people person, but still has many hidden emotions. Only the closest will see that side of him. He sees sharing emotions as an act of weakness. Rubens are generally good looking and get lots of ladies, but never stay with them long. Although if you have a Ruben keep them close because their genuinely good people and very smooth, but be careful because they know that about themselves as well.
That’s Ruben for you...
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by whos_ur_buddha August 29, 2019
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Ruben is a closed book at the beginning but after you get to know him you can never close that book again, just don’t joke around about serious stuff then he won’t talk to you until you explain what u meant in the joke. Rubens are great listeners and love his sleep. They can talk about how amazing the world is and then he’ll turn back to the funny guy he was before and it will always freak you out. He loves all his friends and is very protective about the friendships he has especially with his female friends, he’s very protective of them and gets annoyed when people suspect them to be dating. So if you have a Ruben, what ever u do don’t let him go and be honest and proud to have him because he’s the best thing in your life.
Person 1: hey Lola some people where saying that you like Ruben?

Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t

Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go

Ruben: okay fine
by I got the real urban boys October 28, 2019
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A really good looking guy with very dark eyes. He's shy and doesn't talk that much, but when you get to know him, he can have the best personality ever. He's very funny and cute. If you ever meet a Ruben, don't waste your time. GO TALK TO HIM!!
Ruben is awesome and very athletic
Random girl: Ruben you're cute
Ruben: *smiles*
by IWASBORNIN2002 March 10, 2020
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A totally gorgeous guy that all the girls fall for. A little shy when it comes to relationships, but he will make up for it when you guys are both ready;) his eyes are so dark its un-real. Hes cool dont tell it to him or else he'll get so cocky, but you will love him no matter what.
"Margret": Trevor says hes better looking than Ruben!
Group of Girls: NOOO!
"Alyssa": guys hes right there!
Group of Girls: hey Ruben, your hawt!
Ruben: (smiling like hes irresistible)
by BFTTA September 23, 2018
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