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wazowski 

A stupid ass green bitch on Monsters Inc.
Dis lil' nig named Wazowski wuz hidin n da stupit shit.
wazowski by Blackhatington January 5, 2015
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Wazowski 

This is what you call someone when their names starts with a W and is hard to pronounce. Usually a very self conscious blonde kid who stays inside and beats his meat all day.
Dude, wazowski gets no ass!
Wazowski by Langerslanger12 October 22, 2019

Wazowski 

When an individual zones out and stares blankly into space, mimicking the face of Mike Wazowski in the vintage meme of Wazowski with two eyes staring at the camera.
"Did David hear what I said?" "Nah he was Wazowski-ing, as usual"
Wazowski by Doooka April 25, 2022

Wazowski’d

An act of participating in unethical activities not fathomable to the human realm.
This dude was up for 72 hours in Hong Kong and got Wazowski’d out.
Wazowski’d by Boblath00 March 13, 2026

Mike Wazowski 

Our Lord and savior. Legend foretells he will rise again frim the depths of help and destroy all that have disregarded him
Mike Wazowski by Dankmeme445 August 21, 2017

Mike Wazowski 

Our lord and savior, he died for our sins, he saved us from sully and sent him down to Mikesullowski hell, and if you do not believe in Mike Wazowski you will go to Mikesullowski hell, Sulley will become your pimp and you have gay furry sex for all eternity. If you get sacrificed to Mike Wazowski, you will become Mike Wazowski’s slave.(we only sacrifice non believers.) But, if you are a Wazowskiist and you die you will go to Niche and be free to do what ever you want while Mike Wazowski watch’s over you and the rest of his children.
Mike Wazowski died for our sins.
Mike Wazowski by GoronJesus November 11, 2018

Mike Wazowski'd 

To have one's face covered in a photograph by another person or object.
Sarah: "Ya know, I really like this picture of all of us"
James: "Yeah, but Brandon totally Mike Wazowski'd Jeremy with that peace sign"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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