the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

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Wallet rape

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

Wallet rape by Shezzar January 8, 2014

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Walletosis

A condition or state of something that is a waste of time or of no use, straying from one subject to another that has no relevancy to the current topic.

Berman is seriously turning into Wallet. Not nearly that level, but he is definitely showing early signs of Walletosis.

Walletosis by heater26 March 7, 2014

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Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

Prison wallet by K. Washington July 26, 2016

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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